Standard (EADGBE)

 Born in 1935 in Brooklyn New York

 The son of Anna and Phil

 At 19 years old he married my mother Judy

 And immediately paid his first Bloomingdales bill

 Right away they started on a family

 3 smart kids popped out of mom's tummy

 But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat

 9 months later, out came the dummy

 Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 pounds

 And was sweet as he was strong

 He was also known to be pretty well endowed

 But believe me he didn't pass that one along

I did get grandma's ass though

 Oh, Stan the man was my hero

 With a golf swing that made men cry

 He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer

 Then I'd steal it so I could get high

 But he beat that habit out of me

 Oh, dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson

 Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston park

 Thanks for telling me to always to punch a kid in the face

 If he made an anti-Semitic remark

 And say hi to both my grandmas and grandpas

 And tell my dog meatball I miss him so

 But most important dad, take advantage of being in heaven

 Go bang Marilyn Monroe; Mom said its cool, just wear a raincoat

 Oh, Stan the man was my hero

 He still is and always will be

 Cause he didn't give too much of crap about nothing

 Except loving his family

 Oh, Stan the man is gone

 But will always live on

-Mike