Standard (EADGBE)

Woke up in the morning.

Put on my new plastic glove.

Served some re-heated salsbury steak

 With a little slice of love

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie

Is made of.

Just know everything's doing fine

 Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

 Well, I wear this net on my head

 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.

 I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.

 I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,

But there's no reason to shout.

Everybody gets enough food

 Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

 Well, yesterday's meatloaf

 Is today's sloppy joes

 And my breath reaks of tuna

 And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

Then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression.