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Intro

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 well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday

 so I drink 'em all away. That's me!

 oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.

 But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,

That's just who I am.

 Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg

 Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs

While you're singing your holiday tune

 I'm acting like the town buffoon

Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon

And blowin' a beef your way

 I hate folks who think reindeer are cute

 To me they're just something to shoot

 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'

 No chance for season feeling kind of guy

This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks

And make sure every snowman die

Believin' in Santa's all wrong

 And Chanukah's eight nights too long

 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

 I hate love, I hate you, I hate me