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 You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot

 And all my conversations are being recorded

 And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me

 And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha

 And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road

 Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

 And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before

 And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back

It's very pretty baby

 Well you must've been sent from above

 You're all that I can think of

 You're just as psychotic as me

 My crazy love

 Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight

 And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You

 And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather

 And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years

I believe you sugar pie

 'Cause our love is right on track

 I'm yours You're mine it's fact

 Don't forget to take your Prozac

 My crazy love

 Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

 Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear

I didn't care

 Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people

 'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information

They can't fool you sweetheart

 And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground

 But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you

I ain't no fink dollface

 'Cause we know that it's true

 Only I could love you

 We both eat with our hands

 My crazy love

 My crazy, crazy love

Spoken:

 Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby

 Oh I feel the same way

 Would you throw some macaroni on me