Christmas Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Cm7So many presents. D9So little time.

Verse

Cm7Santa won?t be E9coming by my F9house this yeD9ar,

 CCause I trCm7ied to drown my siE9ster and I piF9erced my earD9.

 O MoCm7mma made it E9perfectly clearF9,

 Santa D9don?t like bad boys.Cm7 E9 D9

 ECspecially Jewish ones!

Verse 2

Cm7Ginopconop(lol?) and E9Lego blocks are F9what I desireD9.

 So Cm7why did I have to E9set the pizza guys F9hair on firD9e?

 I tCm7old him I was E9sorry?. I?m a lF9iar so D9no toys for me. Cm7 E9 D9

 IC don?t? deserve them!

Bridge

 I Cm7couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the Dsus4holidays neared,

 But Emthen I told Dsus4GrandmAa that she hCsus4ad a bGeard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)

Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-

It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met

someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close

to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.

So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.

Verse 3

Cm7Rockum Sockum E9Robots is F9what I was hoping D9for,

 And Cm7then I made a E9death threat to VF9ice-President GD9ore.

 Oh Cm7Santa won?t be E9knocking on my F9door

 He?s a D9big fat whore Cm7 E9 D9

 WChat made me say that?

Verse 4

Cm7Shoots and ladders would be soDsus4 good indeed,

 So Emwhy did I have to Dsus4sell tAhat cop a bCsus4ag of Dweed.

 So SaCm7nta please give me my Dsus4easy bake oven,

 I Emswear I thought Dsus4Billy Agoats were mCsus4ade foGr lovin?

 So Cm7Santa won?t you E9accept my F9apologyD9,

 SCm7anta can?t you E9see I?m F9Begging you pleaD9se,

 Oh Cm7Santa next E9year I?ll do you F9right?.

 Live from D9New York it?s Saturday Cm7Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings

are under the chords.

Dsus4/A: 557755

Csus4/G: 335533

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)

WORDMAN2000