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Intro

 Put your arms around me baby

 Can't you see I need you so

 Hold me close against your skin

 I'm about to begin

 Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock

 At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me

How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver

 Up and down my face

 Sit on the corner of the bed

 And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle

 Now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out

 At a medium pace

 Talk about your old boyfriend's dick

And how big it was

 Now shave off my pubes

 And punch me in the face

 Whoa darlin'

 Make me push my dick and balls

Back between my legs

Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to show

 All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle

Out of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy

And watch me whack off

 Strap on a dildo

And make me give you head

Tell me to slow down

 And do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliated

 I'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make love

But now I can't

'Cause I spewed all over myself

 Then you look into my eyes

 And you realize

 How much I enjoy lovin' you

I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach

Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Outro