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 You know I love to make a connection,

 I love to conspire and steal.

 And you know I love to write good rock songs, honey

 That's all good and real.

 I was born, and I cried,

 I lived the dirty life and I died on fire,

 And so slow,

 But I could get used to this.

 I used to be friends with rich kids,

 But all they talked about was me,

 'Cause I was looking for a date on the corner,

 Like a foghorn shouting in the breeze.

 And I'll bake on a cloud,

 I'll spare the very strength to look down, in case

 You're in tow,

 But I could get used to this.

 I finally grew a leg in Thailand,

 Marauding on a typhus flu,

 'Cause I was stirring up a phase in Nashville,

 Where the plots don't care 'bout what you do.

 I was born, and I cried,

 I lived the dirty life and I died on fire,

 And so slow,

 But I could get used to this.

Dog faced flies would kill to survive,

 Hydrogen tigers, too.

 When you're in doubt, simply even it out,

 Now what does that say about you?

 I was lying by a sunny window,

 Fawning on a stormy sea.

 I was calling you to find some codeines,

 Here's hoping you know what I mean.

 I was born, and I cried,

 I lived the dirty life and I died on fire,

 And so slow,

 But I could get used to this.

Lovely.