Standard (EADGBE)

In a land made of string

 where the hills are balls of twine

and the doctor knits the sun

 down in a baseball diamond mine

and the mozzarella sweaters

 get sewn to the tits

where the lump behind the sheet

 is where the tumor took a shit

 and i'll be getting head

 under the rainbow

 and i'll be getting head

 under the rainbow

 and i'll be getting head

 under the rai -ih- bow [please hear the song to figure this out !]

now the king was reading comics

 when he stepped into some vomit

and he screamed like forty wolves

 being burned alive

and i rode my dolpin adam

 and he fed my dolphin stars

he fed my dolphin stars

 like you'd put gasoline in cars

 papa was smart

 but mama said i wasn't

 now i've got a million dollars

 but who doesn't?

 gonna go to the graveyard

 to get some beggin' done

gonna dig up megan

and cut out my son