Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Have you heard the news big boy's picking his nose (picking his nose)

 And you wanna find out if these are my favorite shows (favorite shows)

 It's alright what you do but you beating him back,

 Going undercover like a lumberjack

 Hey hey what are you giving away?

 Grandma Shirley and Papa, Grandma Shirley and Papa

 Papa grew cranky, Grandma Shirley got mad

 Then there was a time when I hosted Grandma Shirley

I'm a sticky boy ricky

 She's the mom, a son if anyone's looking her way (looking her away)

 And I want her gone but I just ask people to stay (please stay)

 Tax collector in a wax museum,

 Child molester or a son of Sam

 Hey, hey what are you giving away?

 Grandma Shirley and Papa, Grandma Shirley and Papa

 Papa grew cranky, Grandma Shirley got mad

 I wish I was a father and I had another family.

Like sticky boy ricky!

 And you've got to survive in a mother's eyes

 See a woman's side of the storm and

 You've got to survive in a woman's eyes

 See the mother's side of the storm

Got to survive in a mother's eyes see the woman's side of the storm

Got to survive in a woman's eyes see the mother's side of the storm

Whoooa ohh ohh.

 Repeat , , , , , til end :)