Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Well I'm standing here looking at you

 What do I see?

 I'm looking straight through

 It's so sad when you're young

 To be told you're having fun

 So unplug the jukebox

 And do us all a favour

 Our band music's lost it's taste

 So try another flavour

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 I'm standing here what do I see

 A big nothing threatening me

 It's so sad when you're young

 To be told you're having fun

 [Spoken (accompanying chords , , , , , ):]

Oi! Oi! Big one! I'm down here!

Watch yourself, I'm trying to carry this crum!

Move! Oi big one! Big foot!

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 So unplug the jukebox

 And do us all a favour

 Our band music's lost it's taste

 So try another flavour

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Instrumental

 So unplug the jukebox

 And do us all a favour

 Our band music's lost it's taste

 So try another flavour

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