Standard (EADGBE)

1. If you're havin' trouble with the high school head,

he's givin' you the blues,

you wanna graduate but not in 'is bed,

here's what you gotta do :

Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime,

  just ring three six two, four three six 0,

I lead a life of crime !

 Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,

 dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

 Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,

 dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,

 dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

 2. You got problems in your life of love

you got a broken heart,

he's double dealin' with your best friend,

that's when the tear drops start, fella.

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call,

come right in, forget about him,

we'll have ourselves a ball !

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 3. If you got a lady, and you want her gone,

but you ain't got the guts,

she keeps naggin' at you night and day,

enough to drive you nuts.

Pick up the phone, leave her alone, it's time you made a stand.

For a fee I'm happy to be

your back door man. Whoo!

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 Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,

 dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

Concrete shoes, cyanide, T. N. T., done dirt cheap

Neck-ties, contracts, high voltage, done dirt cheap

  Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. (4x)

(AC / DC)