Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

 This is a story that I never told before

 A quiet afternoon drink well I want more...

 The waitress is too hot to pick on

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She got her breasts from mother nature and she hates to work in places

 Like this

 The people are stupid and bored

 Well it's hard to pay the bills and I forgot to take my pills

 I sometimes wonder how they make it through the day

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I checked it out that night I took delight

Chorus

 But now I know

 you're so empty

 And when it's time to go

 You'll feel unsatisfied

 'Cause you didn't use your mind

 Deliberately stayed behind

 You overlooked

 And now you're hooked

 And I don't mind G F# F (repeat)

Verse

 The fiercest thing to say is that I am one of them

 I got to see her in her glory and man I wanted more...

She has this pretty horny flow

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I had a pleasant night, a ride home, my body felt like reborn

 And hers it felt like never touched before

 But that ain't no fact that she pushed me on my back

She goes on and on and on

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I checked it out that night, I took so much delight

Chorus

 But now I know

 you're so empty

 And when it's time to go

 You'll feel unsatisfied

 'Cause you didn't use your mind

 Deliberately stayed behind

 You overlooked

 And now you're hooked

 And I don't mind G F# F (repeat)