Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(VERSE) D He had what you might call a trivial occupation
Bm he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
Em with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
D He read the matrimonial advertising pages
the cries for help from different Em people, D/F# different G ages
but they had D/F# nothing to say, at least not Em until the day,
when something B special he read, Em this is what it A said
(CHORUS) D If you A dream, of the Em girl for Bm you, then Em call us Bm and get
A two for the G price D/F# of D one
We're the A answer, if Em you feel Bm blue, so Em call us Bm and get
two for the price of one
(VERSE)
(CHORUS)
She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
D/C and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet D my Em mo D/F# ther
Outro
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