Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(VERSE) D He had what you might call a trivial occupation

Bm he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station

Em with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife

D He read the matrimonial advertising pages

the cries for help from different Em people, D/F# different G ages

but they had D/F# nothing to say, at least not Em until the day,

when something B special he read, Em this is what it A said

(CHORUS) D If you A dream, of the Em girl for Bm you, then Em call us Bm and get

A two for the G price D/F# of D one

We're the A answer, if Em you feel Bm blue, so Em call us Bm and get

  two for the price of one

(VERSE)

(CHORUS)

She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other

D/C and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet D my Em mo D/F# ther

Outro

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