Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
One F The plumber couldn,t make it today
Two Bb I decided that I'm goin' away.
three F the dogs at the vet the D hearing is set.
Do you see G what i'm trying to C say?
Four F don't forget to take out the trash.
Five Bb I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.
F You can tell by the stroke,what she really D wrote,
Now Ain't that hell of note.
(2)(same pattern)
I just stood there and scratched my head,looked for teardrops on the floor.
But not even a tear after all these years,I expected a little bit more.
I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice cold beer, and pitchen out on the couch.
But she went by the numbers and i got counted out.
Chorus
One F The plumber couldn,t make it today
Two Bb I decided that I'm goin' away.
three F the dogs at the vet the D hearing is set.
Do you see G what i'm trying to C say?
Four F don't forget to take out the trash.
Five Bb I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.
F You can tell by the stroke,what she really D wrote,
Now Ain't that hell of note.