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Intro

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

 You don't understand

 you're a legend, man,

 to us all!

 Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"

 ... From You-Know-Who,

 all because of you!

 You were small,

 but I wonder if you can recall...

 Long story short,

 this guy,

 "Voldemort"

 was super cruel...

"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

... Tried to kill you & your parents,

 and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,

you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed

this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

 We don't prefer Gandalf,

 Merlin, or Oz,

 You're a whole lot hotter!

 With that lighting scar,

you're a superstar to us all!

 If we're in trouble we know who to call!

 You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

 I wouldn't wince at all,

 you're invincible to all harm!

 Like betty crocker--[Oooh!]

 ... I wanna eat you up!

 No one'll beat you up

 with that charm!

 Remember, Harry, kid,

 you're the Boss,

 you're the King,

 you're the Bomb!

 But this is all so sad,

 I mean, my Mom and Dad

 were killed, long ago...

 ... I wanna be psyched,

 but being unliked

 is all I know...

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,

an opportunity eleven years late...

I guess it's time for me step up to the plate

 and show 'em that I'm something great!

 I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

 I'll do what I can

 if what you say I am is true!

 I can't be bothered

 by my awful past,

 I've found at last

 something I can do,

 so it's time I knew

 exactly who I am...

 I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

 You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

 I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--

 ... And I'm the Man!

[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"