John Kettley Is A Weatherman Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Tune Guitar down ½ A step D♯, G♯, C♯, F♯,

D♯

Intro

Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.

Verses

EOh, Ayrton Senna's got tAhe voice of a tenor,

EPeter Snow sings very low, B

EMark Burano is a soprano, A

BJohn Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

Choruses

EJohn Kettley is a weatherBman,

A B

A weatherman, A weatherman,

EJohn Kettley is a weatheBrman,

AAnd so is MichBael Fish. E

Bridge

E F♯m G♯m A B

Simon Parkin's always larkin',

Eric Lane is the same,

Jonathan Ross collects moss,

John Kettley...

([Spoken] interesting fact)

John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,

A weatherman, A weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman,

And so is Michael Fish.

Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,

David Icke rides a bike,

Richard Keys has got no knees,

John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,

A weatherman, A weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman,

And so is Michael Fish.

[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...

Chords for solo

C♯m /A /F♯m /E B / X2

Solo

there or there abouts!)

BJohn Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,

A weatherman, A weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman,

And so is Michael Fish.

([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,

Johnny Marr he plays guitar,

David Steel lives in Keele,

John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,

A weatherman, A weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman,

And so is Michael Fish.

Chuck Noakes has blue socks,

Andy Crane has got no brain,

Bernard Davey left the navy,

John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:

He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,

A weatherman, A weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman,

And so is Michael Fish.

FINAL CHORUS

EJohn Kettley is Ba weatherman,

A B

A weatherman, A weatherman,

EJohn Kettley is Ba weatherman,

AAnd so is MichaeBl Fish, E

AAnd so is Billy BGiles, E

(1 strum per chord)

A B E A

G♯m F♯m E A

 And so is IF♯main McCaskill...

AAnd so iBs Wincey Willis.E

Outro

C♯m A F♯m B E

REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY

HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!