Slap In The Face Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 INTRO G-D-Em-D-G (x2) then play throughout song non-stop

Woke up in the morning, there was nothing to do,

So I went to the stairs and put on my shoes,

Got on my bike and went down the street,

Made a sharp turn and fell to my knees,

Then I got back up on my feet,

I turned around and guess who I see,

(bridge)

My ex-girlfriend, she was standing next to me (x2)

She told me she had something to say and she said it right to my face,

She said I was nothing but a big fuckn’ discrace.

(chorus)

How I felt you could only guess,

Felt good enough to get stuff off my chest (x2)

(intro)

Then the next morning I was all alone,

I heard a ring so I picked up the phone

I listened really closely kind of in fear

But you wont believe what I hear

(bridge)

My ex-girlfriend, she was talking to me (x2)

She told me she had something to say and she yelled it over the phone,

She said I was a really big jackass and I’ll always be alone

(chorus)

(intro)