Standard (EADGBE)

 Well I dont go to church on sunday, dont get on my knees to pray

 Dont memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way

I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more

 I fall on my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store

 Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus, make me feel good inside

 Got to be a chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied

Well I dont want no Abba Zabba, dont want no almond joy

There aint nothing better suitable for this boy

Well it's the only thing that can pick me up

Better than a cup of gold

See only a chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul

 When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade

 It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane

 He flows like the big muddy but thats ok

Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus, good enough for me

Got to be a chocolate Jesus, good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus, make me feel good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied