Standard (EADGBE)
He's been around the world
And much of it was queer
He got a nasty little rash
from a brothel in Tan giers.
A knife it missed his artery
in a harem in Algiers
And from a whore in Rotterdam
he got Gonorr hoea.
Now he works the fairground,
looks back on his ca reer
And anyone who's interested
he shows his,
shows his,
souvenirs, souvenirs.
He lost a finger and an arm
to a grena dier
He lost an eye in Africa
to a bushman's spear.
He's been in wicked storms
on all the seven seas
He's had scurvy and the plague
and tropical disease.
Now he works the fairground,
looks back on his ca reer
And anyone who's interested
he shows his,
shows his,
souvenirs, souvenirs.