Standard (EADGBE)
You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey:
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
What's your favorite po sish?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite di sh?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you com pletely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you dis cretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you com pletely
But then...
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaa ard-------