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I got a call from my best friend this evening

He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday n ight

Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her sati sfied

And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ah ead and try"

'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last n ight

It was the worst fifteen minutes of my l ife

Now I've heard it said that too much fun will k ill you

And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna d ie

Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised

Well, take it from me don't believe all that h ype

'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last n ight

And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my l ife. That's right

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Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow

So you might as well raise a little hell ton ight

'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last n ight

And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my l ife

Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my l ife. That's right.