Standard (EADGBE)
Intro.... x 4,
x 4
Well, she wo re big knickers,
And she worked on a sewage farm,
I got me ha nd down her jeans an',
I nearly lost half me arm,
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her f labby tits.
Sweaty Betty, x2
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
She had a massive arse, and s weaty breasts,
Thirty eight chins, she were a mo und of flesh.
Sweaty B etty,
She eats a l ot of pies,
Sweaty Be tty,
She's got en ormous thighs,
Sweaty B etty,
Have you s melt her breath,
Sweaty B etty,
She'll crush man to death x2.
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the s ize of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the b ack of the scrum.
x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.
An' I've seen nowt like it since d ay I were born,
But you know me, I'll shag o wt that's warm
x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....}
Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,
Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,
Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,
Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.