Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
The first words that you ever s aid to me were
"that's not my baby, that baby's ja panese,"
and you begged the nurse to ta ke me away and
br ing you the right baby but
she swore that i was yours .
Yea she swore that I was yours
i remember when we tried celery.
you didn't like it any m ore than me.
we both spit it in the trash and
t hat was the last time that you
ever made me try anything.
you had it roug h growing up.
you don't have it rough no more.
i wish that you would realize that you're
never gonna be poor.
you worked so hard to get where you are.
you should try to enjoy it some.
please won't you try to have some fun?
but you don't have to if you don't want to.
i wish you'd try a bu rrito
and i wish you would try r ice.
i wish you'd go to ire land or
someplace nic e.
i don't see what my car insurance
has to do with y ou.
i wish you'd leave my thi ngs alone and
stay out of my roo m.
but you don't have to if you don't want to.
no, there's only one thing that i really want you to do
and i'm only asking because i l ove you.
please quit smoking m om.
please quit smoking mom.
please quit smoking mom.
please quit smoking mom.