Standard (EADGBE)
My name is Burtram
I am a red neck
All my fri ends,
They call me 'B urt'
(Hi, Burt!)
All my family,
From down in Te xas
Make their li vin'
Dig gin' dirt
THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES
Come out here to Californy,
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips,
'N teeth like pearls!
Wanna love 'em all!
Wanna love 'em dearly!
Wanna pretty girl-
I'll even pay!
I'll buy 'em furs!
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
I know they like me;
Here's what I say:
UNTIL:
I'm lonesome Cowboy Bu rt!
(Speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y sh irt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
My cowboy pant s,
My cowboy dan ce,
My bold advan ce,
On this here waitr ess . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
(He's lonesome Cowboy Bu rt
Don'tcha get his feelings hu rt)
Come out in this place,
'N I'll b uy you a taste,
You can s it on my face-
Where's my waitress?
Key change:
Burtram, Burtram redneck
Burtram, Burtram redneck
I'm an awful nice guy!
Sweat all day in the sun!
Roofer by trade,
Quite a bun dle I've made,
I'm unio nized roofin' old
Son-of-a-g un!
(He's a unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun!)
Then the same for the next 2 verses
When I get off, I get plastered
Drink till I fall onna floor,
Find me some Communist bastard,
'N stomp on his face till he don't
Move no more!
(He stomps on his face till he don't
Move no more!)
I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',
Till my eyes puff up an' turn red!
I drool on m'shirt,
I see if he's hurt,
Kick him again in the head, yes!
Kick him again in the he ad, boys!
Then repeat 'Im lonesome Cowboy Burt' verse before finishing