Standard (EADGBE)

I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m

So you can call your secret love and b reak the news to him.

You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T

so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.

I won't be round, to hear you cry

I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.

You can reach me down in Dallas, g eneral delivery

so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O. D.

Theres gonna come a day gall, when y ou'll be feeling blue

You'll find you can't pay your bills with a l ittle 'ole I.O.U.

This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.

so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.

No need to fall, down on your k nees

Cause I know all, my A.B. C'S

I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.

so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O. D.