Standard (EADGBE)
I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
So you can call your secret love and b reak the news to him.
You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
I won't be round, to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.
You can reach me down in Dallas, g eneral delivery
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O. D.
Theres gonna come a day gall, when y ou'll be feeling blue
You'll find you can't pay your bills with a l ittle 'ole I.O.U.
This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.
No need to fall, down on your k nees
Cause I know all, my A.B. C'S
I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O. D.