Standard (EADGBE)
always thought my movie
would be a co medy
not quite the tragedy that its bec ome
more slapstick than chick flick
more Caddyshack than Brea kfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of con tribution
turn on the camera
someone cue the extras
hair and makeup to the s et
bec ause the big screen's callin
final cast ing call
its your big shot baby your the ne xt big star
on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken hea rt
it's fallin a part
headed for the cutting room flo or
and in the sequel honey i'm the g uy who gets the girl