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Intro

People think im tall, you probably do t oo,

Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.

As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twi g,

To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/ 2

Whenever i'm na ked even asians laugh (sry)

It'll be like nothing youve ever f elt

Im the only guy who needs a condom belt ...(what?)

Please dont be mean, please dont be a j erk

Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.

If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell ,

Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.

I hate myself, Why isnt it lo ng?

Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?

When my girlfriend saw it she started to s ob,

"I can only give you a finger-job"

I wanna be the stud, now i'm the sto oge.

It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.

I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,

But i gotta let nature take its course.. .

just kidding im hu ge.