Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Grab a seat have something to eat

Help yourself its alright

If you want a beer they're over here

But we only got Coor's light

Try a chip with my homemade dip

the stuff is out of sight

Right before bed we'll shave your head

It's good to see you dresse d in white

Cause its a Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Heres my wife/ sister

She brightens up my day

She went away and i missed her

Cause my moms a lousy lay

Don't hang with foreign fellows

It'll only be your los s

Stay here and roast marshmallows,

By the burning cr oss

At the Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

Dans on lookout

At the Klan Kookout

And if you're black

Don't wanna see your face

They're like high school trac k

Just a stupid race

We got a plan

Kill all the Jews

Are you a Mexican

Cause you seem con fused?

senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

Its a Klan Kookout

Klan KooKout

Mein Kampf? man, check that book out

at the Klan Kookout

All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed

Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's lis t

I cook i clean, cause im the hooded h ost

And on Halloween, i dress as a.. .slave owner!

We hate Hisp anics

Hence the 20 foot walls

And all you goddamn dirty cath olics

Can cath-o-lick my balls

Ethnics give off weird a romas

But what I can't under stand

Is why we need high school d iplomas

With the bible in hand!

At the Klan KooKout

Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

...I have Jewish friends